Over the next few days I will be deleting a lot of people off of my list, either because we don't talk or they no longer use livejournal anymore.

So if you go, please don't take it personally. This is something i've wanted to do for a while.

If you don't think this is going to be completely awesome, then we are not on the same wavelength.

When I woke up this morning I heard loud bird chirping noises and there were two birds in my kitchen. I ain't even lying.

Just in case you didn't know it friends, Michael Jackson passed away.

I just thought I would share the 411 with you before the news gets out.

Just in case in this crazy 'ol world that you don't have me on facebook...then get me on facebook, because facebook is the one I look at the most.

http://www.facebook.com/emergentpattern

Thnx, bye

A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible. The entirety of the human experience could be found there, without exception.

After the service, the preacher was approached by a woman who said, "Preacher, I don't believe the Bible mentions PMS."

The preacher replied that he was sure it must be there somewhere and that he would look it up.

The following week, after service, the preacher called the woman aside and showed her a passage which read ...

"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."

I took this from bloodyknuckles. Fill it out, so I can feel closer to knowing you as a person and not as a lj robot.

( Right this way... )

• 11:36 It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight. #

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This is a comment that someone posted on Carrie Muskat's blog in reference to Ryan Freel getting injured in today's game.

Note to Jim Hendry: Strained hamstrings happen more often to old players. Thanks for getting Freel, wasting a roster spot and ignoring ANY ROOKIE IN THE SYSTEM THAT COULD HAVE BATTED FREEL'S ANEMIC .200 and maybe, just maybe....NOT STRAIN A HAMSTRING. Here's an idea Jim:
SPEND YOUR EMPLOYERS MONEY WISELY, MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AND LET SOMEBODY WHO CAN EVALUATE PLAYERS TAKE OVER. Wait...this just in...D. Lee flys out to end the inning with RISP. Wait...THIS just in....Soriano commits a 2 base error on a routine single....GAME TIED! Way to go Hendry, got any other below average, free swinging DH's in mind to sign for EIGHT YEARS...to play the outfield?
O.K. people if you think I'm blaming Hendry for SORIANO'S error (because, after all, errors happen...) WRONG, I am blaming Hendry for SIGNING people to play positons that they lack the talent to play. Soriano and Bradley would have to hit .330 and drive in 140 runs EVERY YEAR to offset there defensive liabilities...you think that's gonna happen Jim? Jim? Hello, Jim???? You awake? Great we've got the mental case 18 million dollar Big Z tossed out of the game and the Big ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ snoring away in the GM post and asleep at the wheel.

It made me laugh.

Fuck the new dredg cd is good in ways i've never admired any other album. It's like the mother of all concept records.

i want a range life. if i could settle down. if i could settle down. then i would settle down.

Man pretending to fall off bridge actually falls off bridge

I need new music. I need distractions. I need suggestions. go.

• 13:26 Hung out with the crew of m for mississippi last night at hopsons good times #

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• 22:54 Life = Uncontrollable chaos #

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Our custodian at work is named Shelly. She is really friendly and every morning she walks pass my office and says "Good Mornin', Chars." It's just one of those everyday things that makes me smile.